All Hipsters Smell Like Honey


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All hipsters smell like honey
They have blonde hair
They walk with ease
They move smoothly
They chit chat and laugh
They are mystical creatures
Almost like unicorns
But more real
They have clothes that look like new ones all the time
But really aren’t
They are fresh
They are pimped up but not in a pimp way
They are wholesomely pimped up
They are jolly
They look like people who are on the covers of magazines
They look like their hair was just washed with guava extract
They look like good people
I like them

Thanks for brightening up my day,

Ian Altosaar

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